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I don’t even know where to begin with any of this. And I’m simultaneously excited and embarrassed to be here.

Because I am bedridden and might as well, I will start by telling you about the house we bought in July of 2024. The first time I saw her, I walked straight through the foyer and into the backyard and cried. I have never loved a house so much, I have never felt so lucky to get to do anything. Gutting and renovating this house will be the dream of my life.